My Grandma was thinking about car leasing when she unknowingly left some hot chocolate sauce simmering away on the stove one hot summer day back in 1994.
As she picked carrots out of the ground in the yard, I was left inside on my seggy segway speeding around our small, laminated floored kitchen. Unaware of the dangers that the hot bubbling sauce may possess, I was travelling at the speed of light, just like Steve Irwin in one of his videos chasing a vicious rattlesnake.
You should have me, I was having an absolute blast when suddently I skidded to avoid a baby roo that had found its way into the house. I fell straight onto the hot sauce. Ouch!
Before I could perform an Irwin's dive away from the rattler's venom, I was covered in boiling liquid. I was sat on the kitchen floor holding my face when my Grandma returned from the yard.
The old bird didn't even warn me she was using the oven and now I had multiple burns to my face, what a day! So emotional, so hot!
sorry didn't quite cut it, so I gathered her knitting and carrots, and showed her the door. I was not going to have someone so irresponsible living in my house! As painful as it was, I jumped in my segway and sped down the dual carrageway to Dr. Karl's practice.
I couldn't face the bitter wind on my face again on the return journey home, so I hailed a cab, onky to find my grandma seeking sweet revenge, on my letterbox with a lighter. You do the math!
Naturally I had to question the pensioner. "Well dear.." she said.. "I wanted to burn down the house so you could sell the land" All she wanted was to achieve her car leasing dream.
I figured she didn't have long left until she was completely insane, so I invited her back in. sat her down and began the process of explaining car leasing to her. The next day I found her a car leasing company, and told her to go forth and be happy. I was left. it was just me my burns and my segway against the world!! - 15224
As she picked carrots out of the ground in the yard, I was left inside on my seggy segway speeding around our small, laminated floored kitchen. Unaware of the dangers that the hot bubbling sauce may possess, I was travelling at the speed of light, just like Steve Irwin in one of his videos chasing a vicious rattlesnake.
You should have me, I was having an absolute blast when suddently I skidded to avoid a baby roo that had found its way into the house. I fell straight onto the hot sauce. Ouch!
Before I could perform an Irwin's dive away from the rattler's venom, I was covered in boiling liquid. I was sat on the kitchen floor holding my face when my Grandma returned from the yard.
The old bird didn't even warn me she was using the oven and now I had multiple burns to my face, what a day! So emotional, so hot!
sorry didn't quite cut it, so I gathered her knitting and carrots, and showed her the door. I was not going to have someone so irresponsible living in my house! As painful as it was, I jumped in my segway and sped down the dual carrageway to Dr. Karl's practice.
I couldn't face the bitter wind on my face again on the return journey home, so I hailed a cab, onky to find my grandma seeking sweet revenge, on my letterbox with a lighter. You do the math!
Naturally I had to question the pensioner. "Well dear.." she said.. "I wanted to burn down the house so you could sell the land" All she wanted was to achieve her car leasing dream.
I figured she didn't have long left until she was completely insane, so I invited her back in. sat her down and began the process of explaining car leasing to her. The next day I found her a car leasing company, and told her to go forth and be happy. I was left. it was just me my burns and my segway against the world!! - 15224
